Monopoly Times

I've just been playing monopoly with myself and I've totally hotelled it up on Mayfair. Watch out.

On Tour

It's great being on tour. So far we've been to loads of places. The best place was Lancaster where the Mayor gave me a pen. We even saw Jimmy Saville in a branch of Snappy Snaps getting his holiday pictures blown up and framed as a present to himself.

P.S. Thanks for the plans Anthea but Tracy Island's on hold until I get some more PVA glue. Kisses.

Thunderbirds Are Not Go!!!

Right, I'm trying to build me up a Tracy island with these haggard old Blue Peter prints but someone's spilt mustard sauce over the lettering and I don't know where Thunderbird 4 goes. So I need someone to use the Interhighway to sort me out with a new set of plans as soon as practical. I'm totally in a mood for playing but without the blueprints where the fuck is Alan blasting off from?

Wow

It's just so good.

Shoes

Has anyone seen my shoes? It's really serious, I have to leave the shop to go pick up a new lamp stand but I'm afraid of pavements. If it helps the last time I had them was on my feet.

Chao.

Oh God

It finally happened.

Bailiffs Are Gone

Turns out they just popped in for some good sandwich turkey. Had to send them down the street to Desmond's. He owns the poultry patch around here.

Bailiffs

The Bailiff's are in.

Squashy Balls and Wooden Legs

My legs are acting up again today but I found this totally sweet squash ball on the floor outside the shop.