Chicken's, That Question We All Ask At One Time Or Another

I have a little ask.  Can anyone tell me if Chicken's are frightened of Chicken feed?  I have taken this statement as fact but am starting to think that it may be untrue.  Poor Sir Flushington is wasting away but I still can't bare to put those beady little eyes through a moments misery.  Advice?

P.S. I have several tons of Chicken feed that needs a home.  Enquires to Ewan, at the shop, Upper Lower Tollwoodford.

Narnia

I don't know where I have just been but everyone was riding past stars in paddling pools and teaching plants the finer points of ballet.  This was not what had been promised when I stepped into this musty old wardrobe.  The experience is causing me to question the existence of reality.  More importantly, it leaves the trading standards act with some tricky questioning.

Line Dancing

I've just seen Dolly Parton on the Radio and I've decided to take up line dancing. So watch out Scunthorp here I come.

It's Monday

Hooray, Hooray it's Monday today.