Good Friday

There is nothing good about Friday's.  My deliveries are always late, I'm sick of setting the clocks back every hour and all my customers are determined to buy me out of steaks.  I hate being grumpy but Friday's suck.  I've stubbed my toe on the same cabinet every Friday since 1997 and it is wearing thin.  I've had the metal skirting changed three times and that isn't cheap. I think people have a sick sense of humour.  They crucified Jesus on this day over two thousand years ago.  Now, I've had to look into this and crucifiction is a very bad thing. So Good Friday can go suck on some rotten eggs because I'm taking the day off and locking myself in the attic.